70 years old and can still ‘get it up’

Dear Pastor,

I am a regular listener to your show, but this is the first time I am writing to you. One night I was listening and you had as your topic 'Why do women live longer than men?'

One caller said that the men nowadays are not getting as good a care as women used to give men long ago.

Another caller said that men shorten their lives by not getting regular check-ups from the doctor.

Some said men are having too much sex and at least six weeks should pass before a man has sex again. Some even said six months should pass.

Well, pastor, I am 70 years old and I am having sex often and I am strong as a lion. I do not drink alcohol and I do not go to the doctor often. I feed my body well.

Whenever I want sex, my wife gives it to me. We have no arguments about that.

I have seven children and they give me whatever they can afford to give me. Their mother gets more from them. They mostly give me gifts on my birthday and Christmas time.

I would say to all the men, take care of your body. Eat healthily, get your good rest and don't run around. I will always listen to your show.

J.N.

Dear J.N.,

I remember the very interesting programme that we had. Some people said some very strange things.

One woman said that when women are in their beds, their men are at the bar and that men should clean their bodies by using herbs and salt.

'Everybody seem to have the remedy' FOR EVERYTHING

Sometimes the things people say cause me to wonder where they get all these crazy pieces of information. Everybody seems to have a remedy for everything.

So, on my show, I allow people to express themselves. But I can't encourage listeners to practise some of the suggestions that they have made.

I am glad that you are in good health and that your lovely wife is taking care of you. I hope the Good Lord will continue to bless both of you.

You are a happy couple, and evidently you are not under much stress. Take good care of yourself, my brother.

Pastor