Jamaican women want money and phones

Dear Pastor,

The needs of women vary conditionally. However, Jamaican women mainly want a man, a companion, sex and money. But, most importantly, they want money and a phone. Without these things, nothing works.

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Dear Writer,

I could understand that women need men in their lives and companionship, and even money. But when it comes to a cell phone, do you really believe that if a man is not in a position to give a woman a cell phone she would reject him? Can't she buy her own cell phone? When you include the cell phone, you give the impression that women can be bought, and I don't think that is what you mean to imply.

Pastor